a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut
- me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.